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‘Tis the season for festive lights, cold nights, and endearing Christmas captions that’ll soothe your soul like a cup of hot chocolate. But don’t get overwhelmed by endless lists. Below, you’ll find fifteen cute, funny, and festive captions to help you spread Christmas cheer.

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The captions below are perfect for the holiday season and are sure to drive engagement.

We all know how good it feels to create a magnificent caption that perfectly captures the essence of the photo you’re about to post. 

But we also know how frustrating it can be when your brain refuses to cooperate, and coming up with a caption seems impossible. 

This Christmas, if you find yourself with seasonal writer’s block, we can help. Below, you’ll find fifteen funny, loving, and delightful Instagram captions that are sure to encapsulate the joy of the season. 

Consider it our gift to you. 

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Christmas Captions

Funny Christmas Captions


I love Christmas puns. They sleigh me. 🎄


All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies…put your hands up! 🙋🏽‍♀️🎄🎶


Is it too late to get off the naughty list? 🤔 Asking for a friend. 


The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch. 💚


All I want for Christmas is foooooooood (and maybe some spiked eggnog, too). 🎶🍗

Christmas Captions for Couples


I don’t need any Christmas gifts. I’ve got the best present by my side every day of the year. ❤️🎁


Caught under the mistletoe with my favorite elf. 🎄


Your love is sweeter than a cup of delicious hot chocolate, and it keeps me just as warm! ❤️‍🔥

Christmas Captions for Families


Happy that the entire family could be ho-ho-home for Christmas. 🎄❤️


So blessed to be wrapped in love and holiday cheer year after year. 🎁🎅🏻


Raising a family is like prepping for Christmas. Sure, there’s some frantic rushing, chaos, and maybe even some tears. But there’s also lots of genuine happiness, love, and cheer. Merry Christmas. ❤️

Festive and Heartwarming 


Spread Christmas cheer and eat endless cookies along the way? Santa has the best job ever. Where do I apply? 🎅🏻


It’s definitely the bright time and the right time to rock the night away. 🎄


My gift to you? A merry little selfie. 📸🎁


‘Tis the season for cold nights, bright lights, and heartwarming delights. ❤️

Give the Gift of Impeccable Prose

You’ve bought the perfect gifts. 

Now you’re ready with the ideal captions. 

But what about Christmas card messages

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